Mmm mmm... Just like Grandma Palin used to make!

I don't know how much y'all have been following this whole Sarah Palin fake pregnancy thing, but I have, and am pretty convinced, courtesy of the DailyKos's investigative reporting.

These are facts of the case:

• She didn't tell anyone of her most recent pregnancy until she was seven months pregnant.
• She didn't look pregnant.
• She didn't behave pregnant.
• She was near-criminally irresponsible when she allegedly went into labor.
• Her then 16-year-old daughter Bristol was absent from school for 5-8 months (sources differ on this) during said time, allegedly for mono.
• Bristol looks somewhat pregnant, in photos from before the announcement, though this is debatable.
• Bristol is pregnant (again?) at 17.

Sarah, shortly after announcing she was 7 months pregnant.

And the family Palin, from around the same time. Bristol looks like she can't wait to exhale and let out that gut.

I don't think it's been definitively proven that Bristol, not Sarah Palin is the mother of little Trig, but it looks pretty damn likely. Read the DailyKos's dealie for many more details, and way snarkier writing.

Is this petty? Of course it is. It's incredibly petty. But this bitch is totally unqualified to be vice president. OK, there's the abuse of power in firing a colleague for not heeding her request to fire a state trooper for the crime of happening to be her sister's ex-husband. There's the fact that she's a fundamentalist anti-choice, anti-science, anti-environment, anti-gay hick who has less than 2 years experience governing a state that a) is more than 500 miles from the rest of America, and b) has one-quarter the population of Brooklyn. In a frighteningly real sense, Dennis Kucinich has more executive experience than Sarah Palin. Oh, and she also has no sense of American history.

If America elects the McCain-Palin ticket, I will have lost all faith in the American people, and will strengthen my endorsement of the secession of East-West Coastopia.